Hmmm…

Written by David on February 4th, 2009

Ted Striphas asks why we insist on calling ebooks books:

So let me end with a modest proposal. Perhaps it’s time we cease referring to electronic reading devices as “e-books” and instead find some other, less papercentric, name. Maybe then, when the technology no longer feels compelled to prove its worthiness in relation to paper, will digital reading achieve what’s been expected of it for so long.

I can’t disagree with what he’s saying.  Comparing “ebooks” to “email” isn’t fair because the word “mail” just never had that much emotional significance attached to it.

But if it’s an electronic version of a print book, it would be hard to call it anything else but a book.  Or is “book” too general?  Should we be more specific in calling things what they are (gay Sikh romance novel, spit-flecked right-wing diatribe, thinly disguised pornography for teenage girls, etc.)?  Or should we be more general and simply call it “electronic text” (brrrrrr…so c-cold)?

Or should we just come up with a new term altogether for the ebook?  Suggestions:

  • hot words
  • text-a-go-go
  • e-golem
  • meaningful arrangement of electronic letters
  • word game
  • iBook (name taken)
  • da book
  • naked lady
  • metanarrator
  • iPhone words
  • awesome
  • word war
  • final draft
  • crystal words-meth
  • affirmation!
  • mike cane
  • time killer
  • word virus
  • second life third life
  • ephemeron
  • social interaction avoidance mechanism
  • thousands-of-hours-of-work-thing
  • information that wants to be freeeeeeee!!!

Any other suggestions?

Hat tip, J.A. Furtado.

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9 Comments so far ↓

  1. Feb
    4
    9:24
    AM
    MoJo

    What a way to wake up! :D

    I vote “Mike Cane.”

  2. Feb
    4
    10:31
    AM
    David

    I’m leaning toward “ephemeron” because I’m a mutha frickin cynic today.

  3. Feb
    4
    12:52
    PM
    RJ Keller

    “Naked lady.”

    No other two words will get your site or blog more hits than those will. And with some book covers, the name would be appropriate. Eh, MoJo? :)

  4. Feb
    4
    5:08
    PM
    Zoe Winters

    Unfortunately I have nothing to add to this, BUT, I must say I like:

    text a-go-go (cause it’s just fun to say)

    e-golem is also funny.

    I also like:

    iphone words hahaha.

  5. Feb
    4
    5:36
    PM
    MoJo

    Kel—

    The Bewbies&tmark;

  6. Feb
    4
    5:37
    PM
    MoJo

    Oops, mismarked.

    The Bewbies™

    Note to self: Until you’ve got it memorized, LOOK IT UP!!!

  7. Feb
    4
    5:45
    PM
    Mike Cane

    If you call them “mike cane,” people will confuse them with this:
    http://radio.weblogs.com/0001014/images/2003/03/20/headUpAss.jpg

  8. Feb
    4
    5:54
    PM
    David

    Good god, which link do I click to get that image out of my brain forever? I’m scarred!

  9. Feb
    4
    7:17
    PM
    MoJo

    /me hands David the brain bleach.

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