I was sitting in a well-lit bar called The Dove last night waiting for my beautiful wife to join me when, in an instant, I thought of the best pick-up line that has ever entered the mind of man:  “Mmm…baby, are you made out of hard candy?  Cuz being around you is making me feel all sticky!”

If you are in a position to use pick-up lines, I encourage you to give this one a shot.  Let me know what happens!

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