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“All of Them”

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

On September 9, Jonathan Stein asked, rhetorically, “does Sarah Palin not read the newspaper?”

Now, after seeing a new interview with Katie Couric, it seems the answer may in fact be:  maybe not!

COURIC: And when it comes to establishing your world view, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this - to stay informed and to understand the world?

PALIN: I’ve read most of them again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media -

COURIC: But what ones specifically? I’m curious.

PALIN: Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.

COURIC: Can you name any of them?

PALIN: I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news.

Forget that she apparantly doesn’t read a newspaper of any sort (and wants to be Vice President).  Shouldn’t she at least be able to come up with a better lie than “all of them.”  Could she not even think of the name of a single newspaper?!

Unreal.

3 Things We Know Sarah Palin Is Good At

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

  1. Being Pentecostal
  2. Abusing her power in ways both petty and serious
  3. Lying and also lying (or is she just speaking in tongues?)

And did you know she’s a failure as a parent and hates polar bears?

3 Things We Know John McCain Is Good At

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

  1. Crashing Planes (five in total)
  2. Committing Adultery (more times than can be accurately documented)
  3. Lying (more times in the last month than can be accurately documented)