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Written by David on November 4th, 2008David Sedaris on undecided voters…
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?” To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
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What the flight attendant doesn’t tell you is that in this case, the chicken is an adjective…your first choice is really chicken shit.